Terror Alert Status: Terror Alert Level

Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - 2:33 pm

Say what?
So, Glenn "Insta-hack" Reynolds whines lately that if Kerry wins, it will be because "the liberal media helped him."


WHAT...
THE...
FUCK???


The same liberal media that softballed George W. Bush's every fuck-up and echoed every right-wing talking point ever spewed up against Kerry, or Dean or Clinton regardless of how lacking in veracity it may have been?


That liberal Media?


The same "Liberal Media" that never once subjected any of Bush's claims about Iraqi WMD to anything resembling serious srutiny?


The same "liberal media" that gladly cheerleadered Bush's phony war to the cost of the lives of 1100+ troops, 100,000 Iraqi civillians, and several hundred coalition troops as well as countless others wounded.


That liberal media?


Fuck you, you hack.


Heh, indeed.

Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - 11:38 am

Erection Day
The thought of removing the dreaded primate Chimpus Unelectus from office is givin' me quite the stiffy over here, frankly.

Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - 11:36 am

Well, now..."
I didn't know the freepers had a chapter in India


live and learn.

Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 - 2:36 pm

In 1998 it was the blowjob scandal, in 2004 it's been the bogus Alex Polier rumour, the obviously phony Photoshopped orange tan, the pen in Kerry's pocket, the ILIE nonsense, and the "Separate Rooms" bullshit




DRUDGE PLANS TO CONTINUE MAKING SHIT UP, MISQUOTING AND OTHERWISE DISTORTING INFORMATION AS LONG AS PEOPLE ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE HIM



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DRUDGE CONTINUES ON AS UNABATED AND UNABASHED APOLOGIST FOR INCOMPETENT CHIMP





**Exclusive**




In his continued pattern of torturing logic as if it was an adolescent Iraqi boy at Abu Ghraib Prison at the behest of Karl Rove, Republican gossip-shill Matt Drudge dutifully tried to spin the Bush Administration's failure to secure nearly 380 tons of high explosives to appear as nothing more than a CBS sponsored smear against President Chimpy McStagger


Operating with his head still planted firmly in the reaches of his own colon, Drudge even went as far as to make the allegation against CBS his lead story, further fueling this commentator's opinion that Political damage-control is a more important issue to the Bush Administration and its apologists than the safety of those troops and Iraqi civillians who have been or are in danger of being killed by those explosives


Additionally, at last check, Drudge's head was not known to have made any move to dislodge itself from the pit. This stands in stark contrast to known Douchebag Robert Novak who was injured recently when his hip tried to extricate itself autonomously from his corrupt old carcass.


Developing...


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