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Terror Alert Status:

Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - 11:05 am

XXXXX THE CRAPTURE XXXXX WED AUG 11, 2004 XXXXX 11:11 AM PT XXXXX

SEPARATE ROOMS FOR DRUDGE AND PET GERBIL

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Republican gossip-monger Matt Drudge and his pet gerbil Tucker Sullivan Cheney IV were booked into separate rooms of their NYC hotel this morning when the Gerbil discovered what became of its predecessors.

Before regaining its composure and packing a suitcase to return to it's previous occupation s the stunt-double for Ann Coulter's adam's-apple, the gerbil could be heard crying repeatedly, "Oh my God, Oh my God I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!"

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