XXXXX THE CRAPTURE XXXXX TUE OCT 05, 2004 XXXXX 2:17 PM PT XXXXX
DRUDGE ECHOES MORE BASELESS RIGHT-WING BULLSHIT (TO THE SUPRISE OF NO-ONE WITH MORE THAN TWO BRAINCELL TO RUB TOGETHER
**Exclusive**
Following last week's pre-debate article about Democratic Presidential candidtate John Kerry's alleged tanning practices, which appeared to have more to do with freepers using Photoshop than with any known available tanning products, serial bandwith-and-oxygen-waster, Matt Drudge jumps on another one.
Seizing on a still frame of NBC Nightly News footage of Presisdent Bush standing in front of and partially obscuring the word "FAMILIES" on one of Bush's own campaign signs, Drudge and numerous other brain-dead right-wing kool-aid drinkers pounced on NBC because the frame in question shows only the "ILIE" part of the word "FAMILIES"
Additionally, Drudge and legions of righTard mouth-breathers, in a lame attmpt to cover for President Bush's miserable failure at last Tuesday's debate attempted yesterday to assert that Senator Kerry had procured some form of "debate cheat-sheet" from his pocket which, upon analysis of footage, appears to be nothing more than a common pen
At last check, Drudge was still known to be keeping his head where the sun has not typically been known to shine.